Canadian Made

Breaking news.... a sharp eyed correspondent found this in the garbage bin outside CBC's Toronto offices today and passed it along. It was headed "CC Large Print Teleprompter Notes First Draft"

So this kid Boulerice, sounds French so no surprise, is suspended, his career's probably over, and everybody and his mom is crying about it, poor Kesler. Give me a break! Let's look at the clip again, and BAM! the stick snaps right in Kesler's face!! You see, guys today there using these graphite sticks made in Chinastan or something, probably where Bowlofrice picked it up, they break if you breathe on 'em wrong!!! I remember when I was coaching, Terry O'Reilly could beat a fan to death in the parking lot with his Koho, and then still use it to score a goal and spear Jean Ratelle the next night! You kids out there, buy something with some muscle!!!

Whatever can it all mean?