Maybe Heywood Jablome will get his letter in next week
Sometimes I believe in God. From Damien's latest mailbag:
Q: If the NHL wants more scoring why have offsides? Wouldn't
eliminating offsides increase scoring? See N.L.L. for an example of a
league with no offsides and lots of scoring.
- Phil McKrackin, Toronto
A: Well, the NHL doesn't really seem to want more scoring. Moreover, I don't think anybody wants to see a game where players could just loiter in the offensive zone while the play is going on in their own end. That would just fundamentally alter the game.
I wonder if Damien is going to gut Phil like a fish and drink his blood if he ever finds him?
Q: If the NHL wants more scoring why have offsides? Wouldn't
eliminating offsides increase scoring? See N.L.L. for an example of a
league with no offsides and lots of scoring.- Phil McKrackin, Toronto
A: Well, the NHL doesn't really seem to want more scoring. Moreover, I don't think anybody wants to see a game where players could just loiter in the offensive zone while the play is going on in their own end. That would just fundamentally alter the game.
I wonder if Damien is going to gut Phil like a fish and drink his blood if he ever finds him?
i'm loitering in an offensive zone right now.
we don't find this funny at all.
Can anyone find me?
says, "What is everybody laughing about?"