I'M JUST SAYING

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Damien Cox sure has been writing a lot lately. Do you know who wrote a lot? Edgar Allan Poe. That dude was all kinds of fucked up on bourbon and laudanum... hell he would drink the formaldehyde that medical schools pickled hoboes in back then. Dude was PARTYING. I'm not saying Damien is able to stay up all night writing his eyeglazers because he's stuffed to the gills with Bolivian Marching Powder... (or maybe he saves time by not doing enough research to learn that Jose Bautista can't become a free agent after this year- you can save a whole 0.12 seconds not typing "Jose Bautista free agency" into Google!)... i'm just saying that since the scandals of Stephen Glass and Mitch Albom warn us that mainstream journalism may just be an elaborate front to ensure unelected sports columnists have an uninterrupted supply of PCP and chilled koala brains to serve at their Satanic orgies. WE JUST DON'T KNOW ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, DO WE, HMMMMMMM?

Courage.

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Godd Till said:

Apologies to Drunk Jays fans, who I just discovered did a similar piece... http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2010/08/gotta-at-least-ask-question.html

In my defence, this piece here is a lot funnier.

Kisses!

eyebleaf said:

GOTTA AT LEAST ASK THE QUESTION, YO.

mike in boston said:

what a pleasant surprise. keep posting.

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